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The OJ Simpson Trial 
(as told by Dr. Suess!)













 






















 

I did not kill my wife 
I did not slash her with a knife 
I did not bonk her on the head 
I did not know that she was dead 

I stayed at home that fateful night 
I took a cab, then took a flight. 
The bag I had was just for me. 
My bag! My bag! hey, leave it be!  

When I came home I had a gash. 
My hand was cut from broken glass. 
I cut my hand on broken glass. 
A broken glass did cause that gash. 

My friend, he took me for a ride. 
All through LA, from side to side. 
From north to south, we took a ride. 
But from the cops we could not hide. 

My trial lasted for a year. 
A year! A year! just sitting here! 
The DNA, the HEM- the HAW! 
The circus-hype the viewers saw! 
A year! A year! just sitting here! 
And lawyers charge by the hour I fear! 

If I'm found guilty I will appeal! 
Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal! 
I'll wheedle and whine- I'll cut a deal!  
If it's "not guilty" so glad I'll feel! 

Did you do this awful crime? 
Did you do this anytime? 

I did not do this awful crime. 
I could not, would not anytime. 

Did you take this person's life? 
Did you do this with a knife? 

 I did not do it with a knife. 
I did not, could not kill my wife. 
I could not do this awful crime. 
I could not, would not anytime. 

 Did you hit her from above? 
Did you drop this bloody glove?  

I did not hit her from above. 
I cannot even wear that glove. 
I did not do it with a knife 
I did not, could not kill my wife. 

I did not do this awful crime. 
I could not, would not, anytime. 

And now I'm free, I can return. 
To my house for which I yearn. 
And to my family whom I love. 

Hey now I'm free-- Give back my glove!!!!! 
 
 




















































 

     

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